May 2013
6 tags
Tips on getting Tumblr famous:
You don’t
6 tags
I don’t care about being Tumblr famous. I just want that one post that everyone rebogs over and over, a few thousand followers, several hundred messages in my ask, and free gifts mailed to me once a week or so. Is that too much to ask?
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
fuckyeahorgasmic:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i...
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
punmonster:
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
inkystars:
keepcalmanddontgetangry:
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had”; “had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
#buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
Today is singles week. If you're single reblog...
sodamnrelatable:
ryu-gemini:
whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
damespock:
ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
lolsofunny:
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
galifianafuck:
a new brownie mix recipe called “robert brownie jr”
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
tulililli:
reblogthings:
lol your not special for knowing what a coaster is
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
beingpansexualisokay:
shotadreams:
mage-of-katnep:
rainbowsfireworks:
confusedtree:
ollivander:
lampghost:
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
me
fiftyshadesofgravy:
itslaurenslife:
keepme—wherethelightis:
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just...
Dear Yahoo
lost-son-of-hephaestus-and-freya:
Sherlock is on hiatus…
Supernatural just had it’s season finale
Doctor who just had it’s season finale.
Merlin is over..
And we are waiting for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Are you sure this is the best time to buy Tumblr?… Cause the whole fandom is actully this right now:
lolfunnykpop:
chompyface:
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
